By Gina Barreca/ The Hartford Courant
An old detail kept elbowing me, tugging at my sleeve like an annoying little kid, when President Donald Trump said he thought it might be a good idea to buy Greenland.
Then I went back to check on the map of the world as depicted by the classic board game “Risk”: Greenland is one of the golden-yellow territories in the game, as much part of North America as Canada and Mexico.
Maybe Donald Trump was remembering this when he said wanted to buy Greenland. But if that were the case, of course, he’d also consider buying Mexico as part of the same package deal. Not likely.
Or maybe Mr Trump’s entire focus has always been on his own board game which, unsurprisingly, is called “Trump: The Game.” I’d never heard about it until Facebook friend Char Piacentino proved to me that she wasn’t making it up.
If you haven’t heard of it either, don’t worry.
First issued in 1989, “Trump: The Game” didn’t exactly enthral the nation. A Dec 30 Los Angeles Times article that year announced that Trump’s game was “among the retail sales bombs this holiday season,” along with a line of children’s clothing promoted by Pee-Wee Herman.
The winner of Trump’s game is the one who merely amasses the most money. The players start, naturally, with an inheritance. (Who doesn’t? I once asked my father about our inheritance, and he said, “Your bother gets the pots. You the pans.”) After that, it’s luck, not skill, that gets you ahead.
Ironically enough, although Trump’s game was reissued in 2004, it never was an earner: It sold fewer than half as many units as expected.
Hasbro stopped manufacturing it.
There’s another vintage board game I worry an American president might become too good at playing. It’s called “Go For Broke.” Its rule book, from 1965, now seems almost prescient: “Players receive one million dollars ... and race to be the first player to spend all of their money and go bankrupt. Players can risk money at the Racetrack, the Casino, play the Stock Market or make donations to charity.”
I wasn’t allowed to play the board game “Risk” when I was a kid, so what do I know about diplomacy, conflict and world conquest? It was the early 1960s, and my brother Hugo, six years my senior, played “Risk” with other cool kids, all of whom were boys.
Girls, perhaps unsurprisingly, were not encouraged to go anywhere near “Risk.”
While our brothers were strategising about how to occupy continents and territories, whether to attack, move or pass, and how to build up their borders for more effective defence, their little sisters and I were busy learning skills that would become important to our lives as women. We practised our own crucial rituals in games such as “Mystery Date,” in which we assembled “outfits,” then opened a door to reveal whether our outfits matched that of the potential mate on the other side.
Talk about risk.
Or we learned how to be named “Miss Popularity” by becoming expert at buying dresses, getting autographs, preparing for picnics, and - even in 1961 - getting a silver credit card.
Boys had to slay their enemies to win; all the girls had to defeat were our friends.
But while the boys could form alliances, make treaties and dominate globally, girls used a miniature plastic phone to address the eternal questions of womanhood with nuanced replies such as “yes,” “no” or “busy.”
At what board game should the US president be proficient? Should she play a mean game of “Mille Bornes,” or would that indicate too close an alliance with the European Union? Should he be unbeatable at “Scrabble”? Should she sizzle at “Chutes and Ladders”?
A world leader should be good at “Life” and learn the rules of “Sorry,” because all of them will face “Trouble” at some point. But they need to have a “Clue.”
The best games teach real lessons, and at the very heart of every game is the need to keep everyone engaged. To fold up map of the world, throw the pieces onto the floor and walk away would be a real risk.
You wouldn’t want to do it for all the gold in Greenland. - Tribune News Service
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